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And, more seriously: that isn’t the kind of person I’m attracted to anyway.My first crush smelled unfortunately of mildew but I couldn’t keep my hands off him, so who am I to put reason over attraction?Without perfume to guide my invisible persona, whoever smelled my shirt might actually see how fucking my life is from day to day. On my first day wearing the shirt, I bucked the rules entirely.I don’t wake up and smell like burning forests and dryads and gold — I pay my way into that illusion. I wore jasmine scented all natural deodorant and sprayed my favorite perfume in the air of my room and walked around the scent plume — I wasn’t it, so to speak, but if a few molecules dropped on the cotton then IT WAS MERELY A COINCIDENCE, YOUR HONOR.I fantasized about hanging around my favorite bakery when they were making fresh bread and cannolis, I planned to stand outside a laundromat for two minutes to try to absorb the smell of fresh laundry.I wanted to walk through every bodega flower market and lean into every jasmine and gardenia, no matter how drunken and shriveled they were from sidewalk neglect.
If the sexiest smell in the world (musk) originally came from musk deer testicles, surely I cannot possibly smell worse than any testicle, deer or not. I cooked my favorite things with my average amount of neurosis; I wove the smell of garlic and ginger and soy sauce into the shirt because those are ingredients I use every day, I pressed the smell of a gigantic Dominican bakery baguette into the shirt because I truly love bread so much that I hug it regularly.For our first date Rod rode a 300 mile round trip to watch me complete in a charity race.We have very high hopes for a long, happy future together.” “I first contacted Lisa after reading her profile; we started to message and agreed to meet in a local pub. She later met my family and was an instant hit with them all, my children loved her.Since then we've been on many dates.” “I first contacted Rod when I saw his diary post.I was attracted to his smile and he was wearing his motorbike leathers and looked very handsome.